I’m Elise. I live in Brooklyn. I’m into metal, baking, tall bald men, and drinkin’ screwdrivers. If you like any, or none of these things, please inquire within.Tumblr (3.0; @artisstupid)http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b1fcba7a758832f/4727a250e66f9723/9d589abe/-cpid/65ed3af85cb0d1fe" id="W4727a250e66f97234b1fcba7a758832f" width="400" height="294"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b1fcba7a758832f/4727a250e66f9723/9d589abe/-cpid/65ed3af85cb0d1fe" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /></object><br/><br/><p>Jawbox on <i>Late Night with Jimmy Fallon</i> last night.  First performance in 12 years. I’m hoping they come to their senses and do an actual <b>tour</b>.</p>http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/276235937http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/276235937Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:11:00 -0500<p><a href="http://lookatthisfuckingjuggalo.tumblr.com/post/275754848/who-would-win-in-a-fight-jersey-shore-guidos-or" target="_blank">lookatthisfuckingjuggalo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://k-troll.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">k-troll</a>)</p> <p>Who would win, Violent J or the Situation????</p> </blockquote>http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/276031567http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/276031567Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:11:22 -0500<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/eliseofficer/charts?charttype=weekly&date_to=1260100800">My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6)</a>: <ol> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Skeletonwitch">Skeletonwitch (35)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Every+Time+I+Die">Every Time I Die (24)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Kreator">Kreator (19)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/God+Dethroned">God Dethroned (18)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Devin+Townsend+Project">Devin Townsend Project (17)</a> </li> </ol> <p>Imported from <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists">Last.fm Tumblr</a> by <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com">JoeLaz</a></p>http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/275105989http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/275105989Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:48:22 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q9laCG1GMhw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q9laCG1GMhw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>It’s not even funny how much I need to get this.</p>http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/267087118http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/267087118Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:52:18 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BKtUXVL-43Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BKtUXVL-43Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I have no words.</p>http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/266240793http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/266240793Wed, 02 Dec 2009 07:55:43 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/264372892/tumblr_ktyfr94kI51qz7222&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>The Devin Townsend Project - “In-ah!”</p> <p>TOTALLY. OBSESSED.</p>http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/264372892http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/264372892Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:45:09 -0500“Can I be real with you for a sec? The last time I saw you….you were naked.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>me to an old high school classmate on “Thanksgiving Eve”</p> <p>(He streaked at graduation.)</p></em>http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/263732862http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/263732862Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:48:00 -0500<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/eliseofficer/charts?charttype=weekly&date_to=1259496000">My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-29)</a>: <ol> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Alice+in+Chains">Alice in Chains (14)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Baroness">Baroness (12)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Skeletonwitch">Skeletonwitch (12)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Amorphis">Amorphis (12)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Behemoth">Behemoth (9)</a> </li> </ol> <p>Imported from <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists">Last.fm Tumblr</a> by <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com">JoeLaz</a></p>http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/263687230http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/263687230Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:53:37 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktosuzanXL1qzi6z7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://bradelterman.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bradelterman</a>)</p>http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/257439671http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/257439671Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:57:33 -0500<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/eliseofficer/charts?charttype=weekly&date_to=1258891200">My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-22)</a>: <ol> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Napalm+Death">Napalm Death (11)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/He+Is+Legend">He Is Legend (10)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/God+Dethroned">God Dethroned (10)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Heaven%2B%2526%2BHell">Heaven & Hell (9)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Kreator">Kreator (9)</a> </li> </ol> <p>Imported from <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists">Last.fm Tumblr</a> by <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com">JoeLaz</a></p>http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/255833990http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/255833990Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:46:11 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjt6gZHqC1qzrumko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blakethesnake.tumblr.com/post/254028694/via-erikcarter-jane-doe-is-one-of-my-favorite" target="_blank">blakethesnake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://blog.erikcarter.net/" target="_blank">erikcarter</a>)</p> <p>Jane Doe is one of my favorite albums of all time.</p> </blockquote> <p><i>Axe to Fall</i> is one of my favorite albums this year. <3</p>http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/254275118http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/254275118Mon, 23 Nov 2009 07:15:32 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nRMiRFJzIKA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nRMiRFJzIKA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>::dry heave::</p>http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/253346846http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/253346846Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:47:59 -0500<object id="bbg_player" width="400" height="237" data="http://www.babelgum.com/embed/4012129" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.babelgum.com/embed/4012129" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="never" /></object><br/><br/><p>Well….at least the eating part is fun!</p>http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/252021341http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/252021341Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:05:00 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgxnr6S2v1qz7222o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. This made me so happy.</p>http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/252012643http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/252012643Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:55:02 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktexzlFtpe1qasyvfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://shadowsfail.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">shadowsfail</a>)</p> <p>GAG ME</p>http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/250868555http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/250868555Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:23:24 -0500<p>GAY. OVERLOAD.</p>http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/249021940http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/249021940Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:13:43 -0500<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/eliseofficer/charts?charttype=weekly&date_to=1258286400">My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-15)</a>: <ol> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Baroness">Baroness (12)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Brand+New">Brand New (10)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Behemoth">Behemoth (10)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Arsonists+Get+All+The+Girls">Arsonists Get All The Girls (10)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Electric+Six">Electric Six (8)</a> </li> </ol> <p>Imported from <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists">Last.fm Tumblr</a> by <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com">JoeLaz</a></p>http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/247775061http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/247775061Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:35:05 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vw97oth25Vg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vw97oth25Vg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://yagiolaguera.tumblr.com/post/245553871/interpol-pda-youre-so-cute-when-youre" target="_blank">yagiolaguera</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Interpol <i>PDA</i></p> <p><i>You’re so cute when you’re frustrated, dear.</i></p> </blockquote>http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/245568492http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/245568492Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:51:34 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt6781HfX61qz7222o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Skeletonwitch last night at Union Pool. One of the best shows I’ve been to this year.</p>http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/245191877http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/245191877Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:48:04 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt404mGTIq1qzq52eo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/243778362/palins-talking-about-me-again" target="_blank">bringtheruckuss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>palin’s</p> <p>talking about</p> <p>me again.</p> </blockquote>http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/243827051http://artisstupid.tumblr.com/post/243827051Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:17:36 -0500