January 2009
142 posts
P: DUDE and later that night, i watched "loving leah" about an orthodox girl trying to become more reform and fall in love with her dead husband's brother
P: it was a hallmark movie
P: it was a good day
me: HAHAHA
Yeah....I didn't go to work today. I suggest you...
Genghis Tron - “Laser Bitch”
WatchFor a good chuckle.
Just a few of this Sunday's Super Bowl Commercials →
Ehh. But can anyone tell me what song is in the Coca-Cola “Heist” one? It sounds so familiar.
Another Lawsuit Against Hannah Montana →
I hear about shit like this happening way too often. It makes me too scared to write or submit anything.
Dbag of the day: PETA →
“I like it, but I don’t….but I guess I’d say I like it.”
– American Idol Contestant Taylor Vaifanua on her tall stature. My thoughts exactly.
The Alleged American Idol Top 36 (SPOILER ALERT) →
Good news for the dudes…Casey Carlson might be around for a while longer. Obviously not for her voice, though….she’ll probably have to come in that bikini if she wants to make top 12.
AND YES BRENT KEITH. I’m a loser.
“She just went from like a 9…..to like a 5.”
– My friend Jason, on Jessica Simpson’s recent weight gain
Discussing a new baking challenge at the...
me: Maybe we could do some sort of 'food of our ancestors' thing?
L: That might be good.
me: Where's your family from?
L: I'm black.
me: Yeah, but...did your family come from a specific country?
L: They were slaves.
S: Ohh!! You can make slave food!
The Dillinger Escape Plan - “Sunshine the...
The Real World: Cancun →
Stupid.
There she is. →
The new Miss America is pretty effing gross.
Brush For America →
I just laughed so hard at this. God Bless America, and God Bless the new VP.
Faith No More - “Just a Man”
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Why no man will ever love me: Alessandra Ambrosio →
This feature will officially be ongoing. To horny men and self loathing females everywhere: enjoy!
It's on.
I watch the Oscars every year and most of the time, I haven’t seen 90% of the films that were nominated. This year’s gonna be different. I’m going to try to watch/download/stream as many as possible before the awards next month so I can actually be familiar with all of the work involved.
The only ones I’ve seen so far are Tropic Thunder (still can’t believe Downey...
FEBRUARY IS GOING TO FUCKING RULE
2/7: The Dillinger Escape Plan @ Webster Hall
2/24: Tom Jones @ Terminal 5
I love NY.
“What if that baby you decided to abort grew up to be… Barack Obama? Then...”
– Gawker
I AM STEALING THIS LINE AND USING IT FROM NOW ON
These people freak me the fuck out. →
“Ryan is the shaggy,...”
– Gawker’s recap of last night’s Real World: Brooklyn.
hipstertracks:
Cut Copy - Far Away
I have a bit of a 'naughty school girl' thing...
Talkin' the Jew Talk
me: (on the phone) Did you ever think you'd live to see the day?
Mom: Uh-uh.
Mom: Your grandfather would've said: "They'll never vote in that shvatz."