January 2009
142 posts
HAPPY NEW YEAR FOOLS. DON'T DO ANYTHING I...
See you in ‘09!
December 2008
89 posts
The CANfessional
Bromance is blowing my mind right now. Seriously, WTF.
I HAVE SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY PLAYING FACEBOOK...
Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I’d like a hotel room please,...
– Home Alone 2 (via acewepeel)
SHUT UP, NONSOCIETY
MY NEW YEARS DRESS IS SOO SHORT
Just look for the tall blonde skank with the blue bow on her.
REIGN IN BLONDE!!! →
This is the new metal blog Julia and I have started. CHECK IT OUTTTT PRETTY PLEEEASE
I, once again, absolutely despise myself.
That is all.
Happy Chanukah!
Julia and I are currently getting ready for the most badass event of the Holiday season: Major League Dreidel. Dreidel, booze AND METAL?! Get excited.
NO GELT, NO GLORY!
It snowed today….a lot.
LEIGHTON MEESTER DOESN'T WEAR HEADBANDS....EVER →
Tragic.
Guess who just took a gnarly spill outside?
I hate myself so much.
Let's see if the Bush-man can now correctly guess... →
IS EVERYONE TAKING ANNOYING PILLS TODAY??
Julia: btw, you are just like whitney port
Julia: you kinda look like her and act her like and the whole nine.
Julia: if she liked metal, you would be the same person
me: HAHHA
me: yeah minus the whole dating an aussie thing
me: and actually having money
Dear iPhone,
I’m trying to type FUCK, not DUCK.
QUIT SCREWIN’ AROUND.
Your friend,
Elise
Elise's Holiday Gift Guide
Carmen. And it has to be this version. That old version circa 1990 was shitty.
Memory. Or if there are even bigger ones out there, that’s also acceptable.
Brutalness.
Yummies. Buy me this, I will make you something from it.
Martha. See #4.
Reads.
….but my parents will probably just buy me an H&M gift card and call it a day. Booooring.
Poor kitty :( →