December 2007
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Year in review.
Well 2007, it’s been real. We had our ups, and our downs. But it’s time to say goodbye. Let’s take a brief look back: I rang in the new year at Julia’s friend Monique’s house upstate. Highlights included lots of Andre, and the sounds of two people reaching third base across a quiet room while I pretended to be asleep. I scored an awesome gig as an intern on The...
“It’s Bindi, bitch.”
– Joel McHale, The Soup
Hats off to this little girl! →
Will Jeff Goldblum be there too?? →
Take it easy, little ladies.
This whole Jamie Lynn fiasco has got me thinking….who’s next? A few people to keep an eye on: 1. Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana. Hopefully the reigning queen of the tweens can keep her ass in gear with a little help from her daddy. At least she got those teeth fixed. 2. Emily Osment. Miley’s co-star. After all, Haley Joel Osment is her older brother, and he did get a DUI...
The best ass in Hollywood will soon be ruined! →
“You want to see someone who’s fat, I’m sorry, Tyra, Tyra Banks is...”
– Janice Dickinson, my hero
Amazing. →
The Spice Girls Reunion Tour set list makes me feel like a school girl. Ok, so, who wants to buy me tickets to the MSG show?
No fair! →
This is wayyyy more entertaining than the singing church camp dykes I got stuck on the G with last week.
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I'm crossing my fingers! →
What a waste.
The Today Show made such a big deal about an announcement that Brad Pitt wanted to make live on the air. What was it? This. Brad, honey, you’re hot. Trust me, you don’t need to do all this crap to get attention.
Oh yeah.
The Lexus “December to Remember” ones are good too. The whole big red bow thing is so cute, and I don’t even like cars.
This is bullshit.
Every year around Holiday time, I look forward to seeing all the commercials they bring back every year. One of those being the one for the new Hess Truck. They make the toy different every year, but it’s always that same jingle. You know you know it. “The Hess Truck’s back, and it’s better than everrrrrrr…” etc I finally caught this year’s...